Eshtë
October 22, 2015
Eshtë likes to stand. For years she stood upright without ever sitting down. To date, she only sat once. She was disturbed by a dysfunctional man behind an ice cream van. … More Eshtë
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NOHNAHM
January 27, 2012
Nohnahm is an endearing little creature and only as loud as a whisper because he is a lisper. Being a pint-sized mischief-maker he is blamed for every plate that breaks, as it is him who cracked it earlier. He would leave the door ajar, pull the buttons from your shirt, or even melt your frozen dessert. … More NOHNAHM
ELSIE
December 13, 2011
Elsie is a philanthropist. Being a do-gooder, she has: planted eight trees on her birthday, donated her organs, returned all her overdue library books and spoke little words (Charlotte Whitton once said that big words seldom accompany good deeds). Elsie also doesn’t plan her day ahead since small deeds done are better than great deeds … More ELSIE
WORMWOOD
December 6, 2011
The legacy of Wormwood as a mysterious and mind-altering character continues to this day. His characteristic odor makes him useful for chasing away pests (the crawling kind) and annoying individuals (the walking kind). Living a bohemian lifestyle, little Wormwood has been spotted walking around as if he has tulips on his legs. You will find … More WORMWOOD
MAIA AND BEE
November 28, 2011
Maia and Bee are inseparable, always playing oh-so joyfully making buzzing and other funny sounds. Bee does as Maia does. Buzzing here, buzzing there, Maia and Bee are buzzing everywhere.
MUERTOS
September 23, 2011
Muertos is on a search. A search of the “outside world” for clues to his inner world – he has traveled to Mexico to attend All Souls’ Day and indulged in “Bread of the Dead”, candied pumpkin and sugar skulls. He displays a tempered gloominess and a sense of aloneness – but don’t be fooled. … More MUERTOS
PEPPERAMI
September 4, 2011
Pepperami claims she is vegetarian. Being vegetarian to Pepperami means she doesn’t admit to midnight snacking on spicy German meat. Pork meat, specifically. She wears a red suit laced in a substance called Piperine. This chemical stimulates pigmentation in her skin. It also causes a curious reflex action in strangers – a violent, spasmodic expiration … More PEPPERAMI
BEDROS
August 29, 2011
Bedros is the mythical gene modifying genius behind many of the most potent magic mushrooms available today. Bedros almost graduated with a degree in Veterinary Science, but after testing the effects of psilocybin mushrooms on pets with Obsessive Compulsive Disorders (OCD’s), he was expelled. He achieved more desirable results by developing his own OCD’s and … More BEDROS
Monkey Morris
July 3, 2011
Meet Monkey Morris. Mo lives in a very red house and is secretly attracted to Lawrence (the Lawrence in Lawrence of Arabia), as well as botanical illustrations in the unabridged version of ‘Gerard’s Herbals’, a dusty old book on the history of herbal plants. Curious chap, Mo.
Odo
June 13, 2011
Little Odo is a 90mm tall member of an “atmospheric adaptive organism” called Sphairalders. The super resilient Odo has the ability to survive in the vacuum of intergalactic space, withstanding lava hot heat, cosmic radiation, noxious chemicals and even the spaghettifying super-gravity of a black hole.
Lalan
June 13, 2011
Lalan is a most famous, and possibly the most jovial of the Bengalese Bauls (mystic minstrels). As an easy rolling, roaming musician, he enjoys plenty of down time to manufacture latex gloves and compose songs about the moon, mostly. In his vast travels he often collects rubber latex from rubber trees. In places like Kerala, … More Lalan
TIT
June 13, 2011
Tit is an overactive, all too noisy and overly social little creature. Some believe he is a bird but you really cannot tell what goes on behind that suit. He is fairly famous for his bouncy mating dance – something that usually only happens after a few Dux de Lux drinks (often). The following morning … More TIT
Floyd
June 3, 2011
Of Welsh origin, this little creature is called Floyd. Since the meaning of Floyd means “grey-haired”, it is indeed a very suitable name (as Floyd has grey hair). Floyd quite enjoy velvety goatskin shoes manufactured by Lloyd (a German shoe factory). Floyd also likes things in pink. And architectural wonders like Sanyo’s Solar Ark. Floyd … More Floyd
Chaimwitz
April 23, 2011
Chaimwitz is a closet dog grooming magazine fan and an ingratiating, over-inflated, social liberal type. Although he would never admit to it openly, he quite fancies flipping through the pages of Sit Ubu Magazine whilst listening to Liza Minnelli. Chaimwitz is well educated and can express a wide spectrum of emotions in four vastly different … More Chaimwitz
Vlad
April 16, 2011
Vlad is always late because he is somewhat compelled, driven even, to count fallen mustard seeds on the pavement or the holes in fishing nets on his way to appointments. He sleeps with his left eye open and his thumbs inter-linked whilst dreaming of sheep licking peanut butter from wooden spoons. He predicts the day’s … More Vlad
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