Furry Frehley

Furry Frehley can breath fire, freebase using his guitar, shoot chinese gunpowder rockets out his nose (hands-free) and levitate his drum kit using only his cotton ball mind. He collects clippings on pyrotechnics and knows how to build a low-budget flash pot with Mom’s mixing bowl, gunpowder, modified screw-in electric bulbs and common household light fixtures. Frehley has had so many mishaps with low-budget pyrotechnics and backyard pharmaceuticals that he has a permanent weak pulse, but his mind is electric, baby. His fur is also permanently static. Frehley’s favourite song is “Ride the Lightening” by Metallica.

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